dutyje:

madurofan:

rusirius:

Lasabar:

dutyje:

madurofan:

Lasabar:

6'0'' and 325

seriously? I had a mental image of you being a skinny lil punk. lol

me too... is there anybody on here that doesn't outweigh me by at least 50 pounds?

*tap* *tap* on the mic...

ANY women in here???

LMFAO! Now THAT was right up there with an Urby comment... NOICE!

That was freaking hilarious!

Hey doody do you even outweigh WP by 50 lbs?

Thanks, Kas, I knew I couldn't be the only little man on the forum..

Maddy, no.. I don't outweigh her by 50 lbs.. I did for quite some time. She stays right around 115. Although last night, after our Anniversary Canoodling, she did point out that my current weight (146) is lower than her max weight when she was pregnant with each of our children (148).

Once again you over share, thanks partner.

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

My specialty... Runs in the family... I get it from my dad, who used to walk around the house naked, even if I had friends over.

Oops.. I did it again, didn't I? ;)

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My foot hurts

I was saying "Nope" to the skinny little punk... although that's what SHE calls it

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Mr. Powers I got a Viagra stuck in my throat and I've had a Stiff Neck all day

dutyje:

My specialty... Runs in the family... I get it from my dad, who used to walk around the house naked, even if I had friends over.

Oops.. I did it again, didn't I? ;)

wtf! r u sirius?

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

Lasabar:

I was saying "Nope" to the skinny little punk... although that's what SHE calls it

Don't tell anyone else that. A fat guy with a skinny pecker I'm sure isn't a good thing.

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

madurofan:

dutyje:

My specialty... Runs in the family... I get it from my dad, who used to walk around the house naked, even if I had friends over.

Oops.. I did it again, didn't I? ;)

wtf! r u sirius?

No, not Shirley... My dad! You saying Shirley walks around his house naked, too? Or are you saying Shirley's my dad?

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My foot hurts

Ah, it makes sense now. Shirley talking about all his supplements and whatnot, he wanted us to think he was a buff, not just a fat dude walking around in the buff (fat sure, but perfectly clean shaven from head to toe).
>br>

I have no idea what you people are talking about... I never walk around the house naked... Only outside...

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Luko:

Just keep in mind if you do, you're pissing off a dude who shaves with a sword.

Whew! For a minute there, I was worried you were some kind of weirdo.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Well my new Nording has arrived and has been thoroughly cleaned and refurbished. This stem was very oxidized and the rim of the bowl was pretty charred, both are now looking nearly new :).

I'm going to take it with me to New Orleans this week, so it'll get its first smoke sometime down there

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

Excellent, maddy. Sounds like you've got a new friend. How does one restore a charred rim, btw?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Well by charred I didn't mean like burn to a crisp but was completely blackened. I used alcohol to and a cloth diaper and a hell of a lot of elbow grease to rub it off then hand buffed it back out with savinelli briar polish.

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

I have been out of the loop for a little while but I am back. Grabbed up a cheap pipe at the PX and some Captain Black as that was all they had. Was out smoking it and another soldier came up and asked about pipes. He went out and bought a cheapie as well and just loves it. He smokes far more than I ever do that's for sure. A lot of people look at us funny for smoking a pipe. I don't get it. It smells better than a cigarette and pipe smokers don't litter butts all over but everyone seems to think that is ok. Got a lot of the younger guys started on cigars lately. They of course go crazy for the Cubans but when money is low, they grab up anything. Good to see the pipe thread still active even though it's a cigar forum. Keep on smokin!

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I need a bigger humidor...

Hey dtr. The cheap pipe is it a corn cob?

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I don't wanna hold a job down if its just to make ends meet. I prefer rapid rise and faster falls, I wanna die the American dream.
~~ Josh Martinez

No, the pipe is a Grabow and was about the only thing they had here. It works so I am pretty happy. Can't wait to get back to the states to my real pipe collection. I have some nice briar. Il Ceppo, Savinelli, Stanwell and Nordings.

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I need a bigger humidor...