Another thread got me to thinking what are the craziest things you have ever eaten. Here is my list:

Dog
Monkey
Squid prepared all sorts of different ways
Octopus
Iguana on a stick

Is that what happened to the front leg of the dog in your avatar ??? ;)

Why the Fvck would you ever need to eat a Monkey... that sounds like the most repugnant thing ever. No, it's just wrong !

Tripod in my photo is an Alice in Chains album cover and the dog of guitarist Jerry Cantrell. I was tricked into eating a small portion of dog meat when I was in Korea.

When I was in Panama I would eat at the little kabob grills they would set up outside of bars and nightclubs. For $1.00 you would get 2 "beef" kabobs and a Coke. When you asked them what the meat was they would reply in Spanish "Carne" which is the word for meat. So we think it must be beef right. Well after eating these for several months and loving them I later learned it was monkey meat. My then I had consumed so much I just didn't give a sh!t any more.

Nothing too crazy, but here's a few of the not-your-everyday-dinners I've had:

Ostrich (delicious)
Bear Ribs (delicious)
Antelope (delicious)
Can't think of anything else totally strange...

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dennisking:

Every time you call in on your Ccom order, I suggest saying "All Hail the Beard" before you hang up. It's like a secret handshake.

I forgot to list Buffalo, alligator, snake.

Wow...the most exotic meat I've eaten is goat. Pretty tasty if I do say so.

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I think I know what thread snake is thinking of, so I'll say this...while it's not technically crazy, it sure is gross(imo) - calamari, I don't plan on eating that again! I know its popular, this is just my own opinion.

While in Peru, I ate a seaweed based salad, the viney seaweed. While that's not terrible, nothing in this salad was cooked. It included several variants of fish, shell fish, cephalapods, and I was too afraid to ask what else.

Elk is excellent; I prefer it to a beef steak of any cut. Bear is also very good and not overly 'gamey'. Buffalo is great if it's not over cooked. I've never heard a bad word about alligator, I need to try it sometime.

I love me some calamari but like you I do not like it when the pieces have the legs on them. Freaks me out.

kaspera79:

Why the Fvck would you ever need to eat a Monkey... that sounds like the most repugnant thing ever. No, it's just wrong !

How else are you supposed to hide the evidence after you accidentally kill it from too much spankings?

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Lasabar:

kaspera79:

Why the Fvck would you ever need to eat a Monkey... that sounds like the most repugnant thing ever. No, it's just wrong !

How else are you supposed to hide the evidence after you accidentally kill it from too much spankings?

Lassy you're on a roll tonight. You have successfully managed to crack me up twice in 5 minutes..

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Craziest thing that I have eaten would be:
Drunk one night I happened to order pizza for the drunk walk home... on the way my friends were at ANOTHER bar and I knew the bartender would hook it up with free drinks... I proceeded to not be rude and put the pizza in a nearby dumpster, go drink more, and then an hour or two later picked up my pizza and ate it on the way home...

It's kinda hard to explain to all your drunk friends that the dumpster pizza is yours and you planned to pick it up later :/

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In Tim's Beard we TRUST

Lasabar:

Craziest thing that I have eaten would be:
Drunk one night I happened to order pizza for the drunk walk home... on the way my friends were at ANOTHER bar and I knew the bartender would hook it up with free drinks... I proceeded to not be rude and put the pizza in a nearby dumpster, go drink more, and then an hour or two later picked up my pizza and ate it on the way home...

It's kinda hard to explain to all your drunk friends that the dumpster pizza is yours and you planned to pick it up later :/

For the three!

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For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.
2 Timothy 4:3

wild boar
dove
squirrel
snail
alligator
shrimp heads
rosemary ice cream
live octopus
raw quail eggs
eel
raw scallops
cicada
Cricket (in a candy none the less)
i am looking to try camel next time i am in cincinnati ( i found a place that sells it)
I would like to try Tarantula... bet it tastes like crab.
i would eat just about anything that is safe to eat just to say i did.
i hear racoon is quite good if done right.


i kinda draw the line at eating human
dont dig on that so much....

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kuzi16:

i kinda draw the line at eating human
dont dig on that so much....

Aww c'mon guy.

It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

Thomas Jefferson